Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…
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Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…
W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…
Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat
President Donald Trump is not exactly the outdoorsy type, and his recent trip to Camp David was a bit of…
Justice Dept. quietly ditches Reflecting Pool renovation debacle lawsuit suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the case against former Olympian David Hearn, and…
Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s about Situational Awareness, a multibillion-dollar hedge fund that has…
Netflix Loses Nicolas Cage Movie Copy Worth $105M Because Of Course They Did
Netflix is being sued for a whopping $105 million after losing an unencrypted copy of an unreleased World War II…
Tom Holland Hated Early Cut of Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because Of Course He Did
Because what’s a superhero movie without a few dozen test screenings and a healthy dose of audience feedback, right? Tom…
Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this wild story. Nearly six months after Nancy…
Marine Corps Base Gets Free BBQ Courtesy of Crashing Jet
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about a fighter jet crashing…