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Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a group of hackers called the Silent Ransom Group…

Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently
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Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about America’s 250th birthday celebrations, and I have to say, it’s been quite the drama-filled…

Christianity gets super politicized now apparently
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Christianity gets super politicized now apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the United States is experiencing a bit of…

Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently
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Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026July 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of men gathered in Nashville for a “boot camp”…

You Won’t Believe What Almost Smacked into that Plane
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You Won’t Believe What Almost Smacked into that Plane

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest close call in the skies when I came across this…

Oh great, another mistrial, just what I needed today
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Oh great, another mistrial, just what I needed today

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Palisades fire arson case, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Faith and Freedom conference, where President Trump decided…

Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently
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Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump’s latest strategy, and I have to say, it’s…

Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow
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Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Isha Sesay, the former CNN anchor who spent years bringing global stories…

WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now
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WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President Vance’s latest comments, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

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