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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027

FinnJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…

Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently
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Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

In the midst of his headline outdoor shows, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Rick Astley managed to dazzle…

Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently
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Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, another remix album to add to the never-ending pile of rehashed goodness. Duran Duran, the band that refuses…

More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back
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More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, we’re getting a prequel to A Plague Tale, titled Resonance: A…

Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
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Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…

DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of the century, folks! 🤯 Dragon Ball fans, assemble! 🚀 The legendary Akira…

AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
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AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🤯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…

Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise
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Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and I come across this story about the Iranian soccer team leaving a…

Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously
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Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I’ve got my hands on an article that’s just dripping with…

Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed
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Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and those pesky Democrats in for a treat! As of 2026, our great…

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