How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)
Once upon a time, mobile phones were just fancy walkie-talkies with better battery life—no one expected them to do anything…
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Ark: Survival Ascended’s Lost Colony Expansion Drops Nukes in the Dino Park, Grab Your Lizard BFF and Go
Survivalists, rejoice! Studio Wildcard has once again decided to bless us with a new expansion for Ark: Survival Ascended, the…
Why the US Is Trying to Cancel the Diversity Visa Lottery and Ruin Everyone’s Dream of Free Americans
Another Diversity Visa “Diversity” Success Story: Brown University Shooting Suspect Was a DV1 Green Card Holder – Trump Acts Fast…
Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…
GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks
Ghost’s Skele-Bot Delivers More Than Just Riffs in Inglewood Charity Stunt 🤖🍎 In a move that’s equal parts charitable and…
Pasta a la Zentangle Class: Noodle Art Meets Doodle Art
🚨 BREAKING: Free Zentangle Class to Save Humanity from Boredom on ‘Rejuventangle Day’ 🥁🎨 In a heroic act of artistic…
From Script to Cash: How a Film Development Team Gets You to $1 Million in Funding
Buckle up, broke filmmakers! 🎬✨ This “workshop” promises to teach you how to magically turn your $1M+ script into a…
Michigan Cooks Up New Recipes: From Carfentanil to Psychedelics and Everything in Between
🚨 Attention, Michiganders! 🚨 Join our webinar to discover if your tap water is secretly a new designer drug! 💉💧…
Pinsent Masons’ Virtual Insight Event: Where PowerPoint Dreams and Coffee Naps Unite
🚨 FREE COFFEE & CORPORATE PROPAGANDA 🚨 What to expect? HR reps who definitely won’t ghost you after (actually, they…
Fire Safety Pros Gather to Avoid Becoming the Next Toasty Headline
🔥 PSA: Your Granny’s Toast Might Kill Her (And Us) 🔥 In Lancashire, 70% of fatal fires involve folks with…