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Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
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Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…

Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones
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Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. After 246 years, researchers have finally identified the remains of Pvt.…

America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
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America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…

CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
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CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia overload? 🤯 Cradle of Filth is back with the second…

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
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Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently
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Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Britain’s new prime minister, Andy Burnham, and I have to say,…

Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
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Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…

Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow
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Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump and his team are doing…

China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House
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China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump recently made some serious claims about China, saying…

Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not
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Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now holding Canada responsible for the wildfire…

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