Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…
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OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them
It’s not every day that a band finds a new drummer, but when they do, it’s a momentous occasion that…
Discord and Sanrio Join Forces to Make Your Profile Pic a Hello Kitty Nightmare Because Who Needs Human Friends Anyway
The ultimate news that will change your life forever: Sanrio and Discord have teamed up to bring you the most…
Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs
So, you want to know about Steven Spielberg and his failed attempt to direct Interstellar? 🚀👽 Well, buckle up, folks,…
The Punisher: One Last Kill Before He Finally Retires to a Life of Knitting and Sipping Tea
Breaking news, folks: Frank Castle is back, and we’re all supposed to be excited about it 🤩. I mean, who…
Oh Joy The Devil’s Backbone is Being Re released for the Millionth Time in 4K UHD Because You Clearly Didn’t Already Own 12 Copies of This Movie
The most epic news ever – Guillermo del Toro’s THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE is getting a 4K restoration and we can’t…
Worlds Okayest Detective Agency Now Open for Business Featuring a Cast of Has Beens and Never Wases in the Most Underwhelming Trailer of the Year MOUSE: P.I. For Hire Because Who Needs Real Talent When You Have Mice
After an early development cycle full of very cool-looking gameplay and trailers, MOUSE: P.I. For Hire has finally revealed a…
Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…