SBM Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
OMG! SBM Film Festival 2025! 🙄 Prepare for cinematic masterpieces 🎬 or maybe not. 🤷♀️ 📅 Friday, November 7th, Danville…
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NYCF 2025: Power Suits? More Like Power Snooze Fest with Rebecca and Mariah
**LOL! Power Suit: Doors at 6 PM, show at 7 PM. 🤣 Hosted by Mariah Oxley (Buzzfeed… seriously?) and Rebecca…
Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
Evanston Mayor Calls DHS Liars, Apparently Forgot to Check the Video
Another day, another Democrat mayor crying foul! Evanston, Illinois, is now the epicenter of leftist tears, all because DHS dared…
Trump, Savior of ‘Dilbert,’ Declares ‘I’m On It,’ Because Cartoonists are People Too, Maybe
Another day, another example of President Trump MAGA-ing his way through the swamp! This time, he’s stepping in to help…
Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse
Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the…
KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew
Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who bailed on KORN in ’05 ’cause he found Jesus (or maybe Jesus found his…
Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity
Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! 🙄 Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…
“Oy vey, my mayoral choices! Zohran Mamdani’s causing a schism among the chosen people, nu?”
Folks, can you believe what’s happening in New York? This mayoral election is a total circus, with the Democrats falling…
Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News at CNN is hyperventilating over some elections, trying to spin it like…