Houston We Have A Windshield Problem
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Mesa Airlines flight that had to make an emergency return to…
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Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…
Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media, and folks, I…
Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…
Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…
Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic announcement ever? 🎉 MUBI, the global distributor, streaming service, and…
GOP Plays Uncharacteristic Role of Not Being Completely Defensive Somehow
The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barnburner, folks. As I sipped my coffee and read through…
COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rock ‘n’ roll nostalgia? 🤯 I just got word that the…
FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans utterly unsurprised, FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos…
Sheriff’s Ballot Seizure Probe Shut Down Nationwide Implications Ensue
The California Supreme Court has shut down a right-wing sheriff’s efforts to seize and investigate ballots over debunked allegations of…