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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…

Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently
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Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. They’ve…

Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow
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Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FLANNELS AND SKINNY JEANS, FOLKS! 🎉 Hoobastank is back and celebrating the…

Trump Keeps Options Open For 2026 Election Power Grab
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Trump Keeps Options Open For 2026 Election Power Grab

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…

Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started
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Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The trial of Luigi Mangione, the…

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
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Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…

TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
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TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…

Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
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Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…

Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently
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Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debt numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…

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