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Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises
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Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

FinnJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…

Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
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Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…

SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
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SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…

Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan
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Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
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Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swampy waters of Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
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ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…

SGF 2026: Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis Preview – Because We Really Needed Another Rehashing of the Same Old Story with Slightly Better Graphics and a Whole Lot of Unfulfilled Hype
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SGF 2026: Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis Preview – Because We Really Needed Another Rehashing of the Same Old Story with Slightly Better Graphics and a Whole Lot of Unfulfilled Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned Crystal Dynamics…

Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
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Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…

The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX
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The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

It’s finally been eight whole years since XBOX announced The Elder Scrolls 6 at E3 2018, and we’ve got a…

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