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Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana
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Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Did you hear about the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-numbingly brilliant marketing stunt Xbox, Koei Tecmo, and Team Ninja pulled…

JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul
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JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

ANNIHILATOR‘s supreme overlord, Jeff Waters, bless his little cotton socks, has decided that the UK is no longer worthy of…

Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…

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Comedy So Good, It’ll Make You Forget You’re at a Mattress Factory

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for comedic GENIUS at King Coil Spirits, 550 Vandalia St suite 140, St Paul, MN 55114! 🙄 Next…

Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget It’s a Brewery!
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Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget It’s a Brewery!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**21+🤪? Next Stop Comedy is bringing questionable comedians to Intrinsic Smokehouse & Brewery in Garland, TX (509 W State Street,…

BeachFly Brewing Co: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes and Questionable Beer!
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BeachFly Brewing Co: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes and Questionable Beer!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! BeachFly Brewing Co. in Rockledge, FL (513 Barton Blvd, Rockledge, FL 32955) is hosting “comedians” from TV and podcasts!…

Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight
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Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG!** The Mission Inn Hotel & Spa, started as a boring adobe house in 1876. Frank Miller added 200+ rooms…

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“Braindead Fest 2025: A Zombie’s Guide to Pittsburgh”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Living Dead Weekend 🧟‍♀️ is hitting Monroeville Mall in 2025!** Get ready for *Return of the Living Dead’s*…

QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)
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QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

Your 2025 pass grants ONE whole admission to ALL screenings. WOW! 🤪 Get your pass at the PASS PICK-UP TOAST…

Iva Janžurová’s Screening: Prepare for a Masterclass in Czech Acting (and Maybe Some Questionable Life Choices)
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Iva Janžurová’s Screening: Prepare for a Masterclass in Czech Acting (and Maybe Some Questionable Life Choices)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! Theodora Remundová, presents her mom, Iva Janžurová!😱 Another documentary, named “Actress”. Will it win an Oscar? 🏆 Probably not.🙄…

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