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Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget It’s a Brewery!
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Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget It’s a Brewery!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**21+🤪? Next Stop Comedy is bringing questionable comedians to Intrinsic Smokehouse & Brewery in Garland, TX (509 W State Street,…

BeachFly Brewing Co: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes and Questionable Beer!
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BeachFly Brewing Co: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes and Questionable Beer!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! BeachFly Brewing Co. in Rockledge, FL (513 Barton Blvd, Rockledge, FL 32955) is hosting “comedians” from TV and podcasts!…

Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight
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Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG!** The Mission Inn Hotel & Spa, started as a boring adobe house in 1876. Frank Miller added 200+ rooms…

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“Braindead Fest 2025: A Zombie’s Guide to Pittsburgh”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Living Dead Weekend 🧟‍♀️ is hitting Monroeville Mall in 2025!** Get ready for *Return of the Living Dead’s*…

QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)
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QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

Your 2025 pass grants ONE whole admission to ALL screenings. WOW! 🤪 Get your pass at the PASS PICK-UP TOAST…

Iva Janžurová’s Screening: Prepare for a Masterclass in Czech Acting (and Maybe Some Questionable Life Choices)
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Iva Janžurová’s Screening: Prepare for a Masterclass in Czech Acting (and Maybe Some Questionable Life Choices)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! Theodora Remundová, presents her mom, Iva Janžurová!😱 Another documentary, named “Actress”. Will it win an Oscar? 🏆 Probably not.🙄…

Night of the Living Dead: A Cinematic Masterpiece or Just a Bunch of Pale Dudes Eating People?
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Night of the Living Dead: A Cinematic Masterpiece or Just a Bunch of Pale Dudes Eating People?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🧟‍♂️ Night of the Living Dead (1968) + Corridor of Horror haunted maze!** See NOTLD on FILM like in…

NY GOP Rep Has a Meltdown Over George Santos’ Oopsie-Daisy
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NY GOP Rep Has a Meltdown Over George Santos’ Oopsie-Daisy

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another outrage from the Fake News CNN! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s wise decision to commute…

Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom
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Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through…

Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway
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Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great military! It seems the liberal loons in California…

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