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“Kids These Days: Finally Let in on the Secret of Evaluating Stuff, Because Adults Clearly Can’t Handle It Alone”
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“Kids These Days: Finally Let in on the Secret of Evaluating Stuff, Because Adults Clearly Can’t Handle It Alone”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Join the “Youth Speak” Club—Where Kids Boss Adults Around! 🧒🎤 Mark your calendars, adults! On [Insert Date], ARC National PPIE…

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SF Beer Week Fest 2026: Because What’s a Park Without a Hangover?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

**SF Beer Week Fest 2026** returns to the skies of San Francisco at TJPA’s Salesforce Park! 🍻 Hosted by the…

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SUPER BOWL SUNDAY PARTY @230 Fifth Rooftop: Where Football Meets FOMO and Expensive Drinks

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Super Bowl Sunday Party @230 Fifth Rooftop 🏈 🎉 Join NYC’s biggest Super Bowl bash! Watch on giant screens, meet…

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Lauren Stott Gilbert’s Family Needs Your Money (and Maybe Your Soul)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Let’s Party for a Cause (Because Cancer Sucks) 🎉 Join us for an afternoon of community, fundraising, and support for…

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PMU Hosts Epic Battle Royale of Brainiacs: Live Q&A on Concept Notes!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

APEC Project Q&A: Because Reading Instructions is Too Hard 😂 Date: Who cares? It’s online! 🌐 Join us for a…

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Abby Jimenez: The Night We Met Book Launch – Where Love Meets Laughter and Maybe a Few Tears

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Attention, lovebirds and cupcake connoisseurs! General admission tickets are SOLD OUT. Yes, you read that right—kaput, finito, gone faster than…

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Reggae Bash World Atlanta: Where the Bass is Loud and the Vibes are Even Louder

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Reggae Bash World Atlanta: The One Night You’ll Pretend You’re Jamaican Alright, party people, listen up! Reggae Bash World Atlanta…

“Finally, Learn to Stop Being a Financial Idiot: The Psychology of Money Workshop”
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“Finally, Learn to Stop Being a Financial Idiot: The Psychology of Money Workshop”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Okay, real talk: How many times have you read something about money, nodded along thinking “yes, this makes SO much…

Python Slays Wall Street: Code Your Way to Riches (or Ruin)
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Python Slays Wall Street: Code Your Way to Riches (or Ruin)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Because who needs sleep when you can spend your Tuesday evening learning how to turn Python into a Wall Street…

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“Jungle Jim’s 2026 Cheese Fest: Where the Only Thing More Aged Than the Cheese is the Jokes”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

** Cheese Fest is SOLD OUT! ** Join us inside The Oscar Event Center at Jungle Jim’s Fairfield on March…

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