iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too
Of course, CNN is pushing the new iPhone Air! It’s probably made in Communist China with parts stolen from American…
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CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”
More Fake News from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to make our great President Trump look like some…
Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant
Nvidia, Intel, and the Trump Administration: Making America Great Again, One Chip at a Time! Nvidia is set to buy…
Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)
OMG! 🙄 Those geriatric rock gods, QUEEN, are STILL milking that cash cow 🐮 with a 50th-anniversary reissue of their…
Oh great, MORE Darkness!
Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…
CNN asks the burning question: Is Antifa scarier than my grandma’s meatloaf
Folks, get ready for some serious winning! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally going to designate…
Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This time, they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, who Trump appointed…
Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem
OMG! 😱 They actually greenlit this?! The Carpenter’s Son is allegedly a “horror” film (we’ll see about that 🙄) brought…
OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!
Oh, look, another band member reminiscing about the good ol’ days of touring with rock legends. This time, it’s CHEVELLE’s…
Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert
Another activist judge, probably funded by Soros, is meddling in national security! They claim to be protecting Guatemalan minors, but…