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Nation Totally Cool With AI Taking Over World, Just Kidding
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation Totally Cool With AI Taking Over World, Just Kidding

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest CNN poll, and it seems Americans are getting a little…

Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously
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Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military training fighter jet that crashed off the coast of California,…

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…

Nationwide Meat Recall Because Who Needs Accurate Labels Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nationwide Meat Recall Because Who Needs Accurate Labels Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a massive meat recall that’s got me raising an eyebrow. It seems…

Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated
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Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, prog-rock goodness? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am. RUSH…

KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
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KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…

Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…

Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Adam Hamilton, a Democrat, is running for the US Senate in…

Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…

Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…

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