KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy
So, you wanna know the epic story of how Roberto “Ra” Díaz joined KORN? Well, buckle up, folks, because it’s…
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OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On
Oh boy, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 Hal Leonard has just announced the release of “Nirvana –…
YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track
In a shocking turn of events, legendary Swedish guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen has revealed that he’s been working on a new…
Because Clearly We Haven’t Been Burned Enough by Terrible Games Already the Playable Demo Comeback is a Thing Now Apparently in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Playable demos are back, baby! 🎊 It’s like the…
The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord
Let’s talk about the most iconic, the most legendary, the most unforgettable game franchise of all time – Final Fantasy…
Fake news Judge attacks Trump with obvious liberal bias
I’m thrilled to be writing this article in 2026, with our great leader Donald Trump at the helm as President,…
Trump will do what he wants, duh, fake news
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…
Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. I just got my hands on an article that’s so filled…
Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, the…
Breaking News Old People Rejoice Manic Street Preachers and Suede Are Still Alive and Touring Together Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them in the 90s
The most epic tour of the century is coming, and you’re all invited… or not, we don’t really care 😜!…