Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
OMG, you guys, BLACK VEIL BRIDES is finally going to release new music soon! 🤩 I mean, it’s not like…
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Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…
Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…
YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…
Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…
Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts
Microsoft decided to crash the Snapdragon Summit party, and I’m not complaining. The company unveiled its next-generation portable Surface laptop…
AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…
WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…
Navy Reveals Slightly Higher Than Expected Sanity Loss Rate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier…
Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…