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Trump’s Chicago Troop Surge: Fighting Crime or Just Being a Drama Queen
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Chicago Troop Surge: Fighting Crime or Just Being a Drama Queen

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls again because our glorious President Trump is going to clean up Chicago? Cry me…

“Adios, Amigos! CNN Reports on How Immigration Crackdowns Are Turning the US into a Ghost Town (Maybe)”
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“Adios, Amigos! CNN Reports on How Immigration Crackdowns Are Turning the US into a Ghost Town (Maybe)”

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks, painting a grim picture of America under our glorious President Trump!…

911: Still a Joke After All These Years, Apparently | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

911: Still a Joke After All These Years, Apparently | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, this time about a 911 dispatch error in the swamp they call Washington,…

Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s
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Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering interview with Nashville On The Rocks, MR. BIG bassist and self-proclaimed genius, Billy Sheehan, graced us…

WWII Dudes vs Fishy Boi: The Trailer for Maximum Hilarity
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WWII Dudes vs Fishy Boi: The Trailer for Maximum Hilarity

FinnAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

🚨 Hold on to your hats, folks, because we’ve got a cinematic masterpiece heading our way! 🦈 Just kidding. It’s…

Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse
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Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

  As if we needed another reason to question humanity, Fan Expo Canada 2025 happened. Yes, the Toronto Metro Convention…

CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his landslide victory! They’re now whining…

House Dems Throw Shade: DOJ’s Epstein File Dump Was Basically Last Week’s News
Elephant Reads CNN

House Dems Throw Shade: DOJ’s Epstein File Dump Was Basically Last Week’s News

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

The Democrats on the House Oversight Committee, still whining about something! They are claiming the DOJ isn’t handing over enough…

Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another city saved by our glorious President Trump! It seems the liberal haven of Chicago is about to…

Blue Surf: Prepare to be Board!
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Blue Surf: Prepare to be Board!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Jade invites you to the premiere of “Blue”🌊! She escaped to Sumba, Indonesia🇮🇩, found herself (again!), and made a film…

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