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Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)
Elephant Reads CNN

Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

More proof that the woke NBA is RIGGED! An NBA coach and player caught with their hands in the cookie…

Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”
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Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Another sob story from the liberal media, folks! They trot out a poor, sick child to tug at your heartstrings…

Mike Shinoda’s Band (Not Dead Yet!) Says Fans Like New Stuff (Shocker!)
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Mike Shinoda’s Band (Not Dead Yet!) Says Fans Like New Stuff (Shocker!)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Recitales Argentina (yeah, never heard of them either 🤷‍♂️), LINKIN PARK’s Mike Shinoda, bless his…

Arnold Schwarzenegger Drops Truth Bomb: California’s Partisan Circus of Cheaters
Elephant Reads CNN

Arnold Schwarzenegger Drops Truth Bomb: California’s Partisan Circus of Cheaters

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Well, look who it is, the Governator, chiming in on California’s redistricting! As if we needed another washed-up celebrity’s opinion.…

iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
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iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…

Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
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Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…

Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want
Elephant Reads CNN

Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

NYC is about to get even more woke! This socialist, Mamdani, wants to keep the current police commissioner, Tisch, but…

GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)
Elephant Reads CNN

GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

More like China’s quest to ENGINEER the downfall of America, am I right? This so-called “trade war” is just a…

BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence
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BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

OMG! BIOHAZARD’s Billy Graziadei decided to re-enact a horror movie ON STAGE last night in Montreal! 🇨🇦 Guess he really…

TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
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TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…

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