Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: It

Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
Breaking, Music News

Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÜE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…

Flight Club: This Time It’s Even More Pointless
Live

Flight Club: This Time It’s Even More Pointless

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! WILDERNESS is a whole hour of teens behaving badly in the desert🌵! These guides in Southern Utah must be…

50/50 Horror Fest: So Bad It’s Hilarious
Live

50/50 Horror Fest: So Bad It’s Hilarious

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 50/50 Horror Fest is back! 😱 Watch young filmmakers embarrass themselves with horror shorts for industry big shots. Lee Strasberg…

Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?
Live

Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**🤣Tim Burton Spooky👻 Spectacular 35mm💩 Marathon! Sunday, October 19, 2025, Million Dollar Theater. Showing 4 of Tim Burton’s ‘greatest’ movies…

Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why
Live

Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

Erica Nicole Clark from Chicago, studied at Improv Olympic🤡. She’s doing stand-up now. 🎤 She was at Laugh Factory, Comedy…

Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar
Live

Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Jade Jolie, a LEGEND from RuPaul’s Drag Race S5, will be Taylor Swift at Faces Nightclub on 10/19/2025!**…

John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn
Elephant Reads CNN

John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2025October 18, 2025

Lock Him Up! Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust Thanks to President Trump’s Tireless Fight Against the Swamp! That’s…

TYPE O NEGATIVE to unleash sonic torture device: ‘We’re still fiddling with knobs’
Breaking, Music News

TYPE O NEGATIVE to unleash sonic torture device: ‘We’re still fiddling with knobs’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for some earth-shattering news! Kenny Hickey, the guitar “genius” from that band your ex-boyfriend wouldn’t shut…

TwitchCon 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
Games News, Live

TwitchCon 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh boy, strap yourselves in, folks! Dan Clancy, the overlord of Twitch, graced us with his presence at TwitchCon 2025,…

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 423 424 425 … 559 Next

Latest posts

  • Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
  • Sopranos Star Vincent Pastore Passes Away at 80
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 1 2026
  • TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH Donald posts on August 1 2026 from Truth Social
  • Metric and Friends Revive Indie Rock Glory in Brooklyn

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.
Manage Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}