Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy
**OMG! 😱 Nosferatu, a film so bad, they tried to bury it! 🤣 See it Sat, Oct 18th, 2025, 1pm…
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On the Run: Watch if You Dare
**OMG! On The Run is here!** 🤣 Tabitha Jordan is *Anna*, a mom in a broken world. 🙄 Olive Raine…
WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion
**IT’S OFFICIAL!👴🏻 BOSSMAN ENT, FAB 5, KYLE AND TAP ARE THROWING A KICKOFF PARTY! 🎉 Remember Village Inn Friday Nights?…
Start With a Game? More Like End With Bankruptcy
**OMG! 😱 Monthly events? At 85°C Bakery Cafe, 12959 Peyton Dr, Chino Hills, CA 91709? Every 2nd Sunday, 6-9 PM,…
Deathstalker Reboot: Psycho Goreman Director Tries Not To Ruin It
Mercenary finds cursed amulet. 💀⚔️ Directed by Steven Kostanski, executive-produced by Slash.🎸 Stars: Daniel Bernhardt & Patton Oswalt (voice of…
GOV’T SHUTDOWN: NO MORE MONKEYS, DINOS, OR ROCKETS FOR U, PEASANTS
Well, folks, the liberal loonies have done it again! The Smithsonian museums and the National Zoo are closed because of…
Netanyahu Yells ‘New Era,’ Promises ‘Sons Will Magically Teleport Back Home’
Netanyahu hails ‘new era’ – more like ‘new error’ if you ask me! This is just the start of the…
Gaza: Come Home to Dust and Despair, Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighborhood Apocalypse
Oh, the horror! A former CNN journalist, probably weeping uncontrollably, describes Gaza as an “apocalyptic moonscape.” I bet she conveniently…
FAQ: Why Uncle Sam Just Tossed 20 Big Ones at Argentina (Again?!)
Another day, another socialist media meltdown! CNN is losing its mind because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is helping…
KELLY HANSEN Throws Mic, Sobs Uncontrollably in Farewell Performance with Washed-Up Band, FOREIGNER
OMG! Can you believe it? After like, five whole months of pretending he wasn’t already packing his bags 💼, Kelly…