Attention, perverts! (And by perverts, we mean responsible professionals, of course)
Join the University of Birmingham’s Dr Sophie King-Hill for the launch of the *Young People’s Sexual Behaviours – Mapping Tool* – a groundbreaking way to track minors’ bedroom gymnastics! 🛏️🗺️
This ESRC-funded extravaganza will cover:
– The latest trends in teenage nookie (spoiler: it’s still awkward)
– Nine studies that probably involved a lot of blushing
– How to use this tool without getting arrested
– The development process (hopefully not hands-on)
Warning: May cause spontaneous facepalming and existential dread. All attendees get free access to the tool and guidance – because nothing says “fun Friday” like mapping juvenile bedroom activities! 😬
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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