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Trump Vetoing Bills Like It’s 2016: First Vetoes of Second Term Bring Back the Good Old Days
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Trump Vetoing Bills Like It’s 2016: First Vetoes of Second Term Bring Back the Good Old Days

Big ElephantDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Trump Just Nuked Two Deep State Infrastructure Bills—And the Libs Are Losing Their Minds In a stunning display of fiscal…

Oil tanker on the run gets a makeover and suddenly discovers its inner Russian soul, much to Uncle Sam’s confusion
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Oil tanker on the run gets a makeover and suddenly discovers its inner Russian soul, much to Uncle Sam’s confusion

Big ElephantDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Good Lord, Democrats and Their Iranian Oil-Smuggling Friends Just Got Caught Red-Handed Painting a Russian Flag on a Rust Bucket…

MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
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MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…

Stardew Valley Just Gave You a Free Nintendo Switch 2 Upgrade—Congratulations, Now Don’t Touch It
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Stardew Valley Just Gave You a Free Nintendo Switch 2 Upgrade—Congratulations, Now Don’t Touch It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Stardew Valley’s Free Switch 2 Upgrade Turns Into Digital Black Hole for Players’ Items 🚨 So, picture this:…

HBR Press Webinar: Powered by Projects – Because Apparently Spreadsheets Need Their Own Superhero Origin Story
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HBR Press Webinar: Powered by Projects – Because Apparently Spreadsheets Need Their Own Superhero Origin Story

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 31, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Corporate World Declares Projects the New Coffee—Everyone Must Now Speak “Agile” or Risk Being Fired 🚨 In a…

SKINDRED’s BENJI WEBBE: ‘I Pump Iron So Hard My Brain Finally Shows Up To Work’
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SKINDRED’s BENJI WEBBE: ‘I Pump Iron So Hard My Brain Finally Shows Up To Work’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Benji Webbe Just Invented Motivation, And It’s Called ‘You Got This’ (Also, He Goes To The Gym A Lot) In…

Roughly two dozen ISIS operatives killed or captured since US retaliatory strikes this month
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Roughly two dozen ISIS operatives killed or captured since US retaliatory strikes this month

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Trump’s Team Delivers Another Beatdown to ISIS After Their Lame Attempt to Get Back in the Game Looks like the…

MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Slams Other Bands’ Farewell Tours Like a Thrash Riff to the Face
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MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Slams Other Bands’ Farewell Tours Like a Thrash Riff to the Face

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Dave Mustaine Announces Retirement… Or Is He Just Tired of Tuning His Guitar? 🚨 In a shocking turn…

Marvel Drops a New Thor Trailer for Avengers: Doomsday — And It’s So Different You’ll Think You’re Watching a Fan Edit
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Marvel Drops a New Thor Trailer for Avengers: Doomsday — And It’s So Different You’ll Think You’re Watching a Fan Edit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Thor Returns in Avengers: Doomsday Trailer, Crying to His Dad (Again) 🪓😭 In a shocking turn of events…

Judge Tells Trump to Chill While Consumer Watchdog Lives Another Day
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Judge Tells Trump to Chill While Consumer Watchdog Lives Another Day

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

In yet another jaw-dropping episode of “How to Lose a Lawsuit 101,” a rogue judge with a radical agenda once…

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