Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: It

Gov Shutdown Alert: DHS About to Go Dark—Guess Who’s Still Guarding the Border? No One!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gov Shutdown Alert: DHS About to Go Dark—Guess Who’s Still Guarding the Border? No One!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Prepare for the next “Democrats Shutdown Showdown!” as America’s heroic President Trump fights off the liberal leeches trying to cripple…

Brace Yourselves, America: Homeland Security’s About to Take a Nap — Here’s What Could Go Wrong (or Right)
Democrats Play Chicken with DHS Funding, Endangering National Security
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Brace Yourselves, America: Homeland Security’s About to Take a Nap — Here’s What Could Go Wrong (or Right)

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

As President Trump prepares to lock down the border and secure our nation, Congressional Democrats are once again playing political…

Live

Lovers and Friends Concert: Where Couples Reunite and Singles Cry in Their Beer

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Attention all lovebirds and R&B enthusiasts! The Lovers & Friends Concert Tour is coming to town and it’s time to…

Live

Zulu Social Aid & Pleasure Club 2026 Coronation Ball: Tickets for the Party Where You Pretend to Be Royalty While Eating Chicken and Waffles

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

2026 Zulu Coronation Ball: Where Elegance Meets Your Bank Account’s Last Gasp Get ready to drop stacks on stacks for…

Live

Forever Mine Music Festival: Where Your Ears Commit to a Lifetime Sentence of Earworms

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Forever Mine Festival is coming to Chicago to make you fall in love with R&B and house music—or at least…

Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Russia Bans Telegram, Proving Even Putin Knows When to Dump a “Free Speech” App In a shocking twist of irony,…

Ana Navarro: MAGA Heroes Save the Day by Defying Trump Over Epstein Files!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ana Navarro: MAGA Heroes Save the Day by Defying Trump Over Epstein Files!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Breaking News: Pam Bondi’s Capitol Hill Circus Has Liberals in Full Meltdown Mode! Oh, look! The radical left is losing…

Journalist Who Documented Deadly Iran Protests Suddenly Finds Her Apartment a Little Too ‘Safe’ After Raid
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Journalist Who Documented Deadly Iran Protests Suddenly Finds Her Apartment a Little Too ‘Safe’ After Raid

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Radical Iranian Regime Raids Home of Truth-Telling Photojournalist in Latest Act of Censorship The oppressive mullahs in Tehran continue their…

“Libraries: The Only Place Where ‘Reduce, Reuse, Regenerate’ Doesn’t Mean ‘Recycle Your Old Textbooks'”
Live

“Libraries: The Only Place Where ‘Reduce, Reuse, Regenerate’ Doesn’t Mean ‘Recycle Your Old Textbooks'”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Libraries Go Green: Because Books Aren’t the Only Thing We Need to Share The British Library is hosting a webinar…

Discord Digs a Deeper Hole Trying to Explain Why They Need to Spy on Your Age — Fans Still Screaming “No Thanks!”
Discord's New Age Verification Plan Is About As Popular As A Tax Audit At A Clown Convention
Breaking, Games News

Discord Digs a Deeper Hole Trying to Explain Why They Need to Spy on Your Age — Fans Still Screaming “No Thanks!”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Discord, the app that somehow manages to be both the lifeblood of online communities and the digital equivalent of a…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 453 454 455 … 777 Next

Latest posts

  • Midwest Suddenly Matters To Politicians Again
  • Florida University Stadium Nearby Shooting Casualties Total 11
  • Catholic Church Throws $800 Million At Problem It Hadn’t Fixed
  • Spin of the Day: The article discusses the potential negative impact of Vivek Ramaswamy on the GOP. — 88% Journalism Not Found
  • Waylon Reavis: “There Are Many Killers Who Need to Confess” — A Killer’s Confession Frontman Opens Up About Real-Life Monsters, Death, and Forgotten Victims

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.