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Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this wild story. The Supreme Court has declined…

White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently
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White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the Trump administration’s plan to accept 17,500 refugees, primarily White South…

Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power
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Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Kamala Harris is heading to Michigan to campaign with Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

Bambu Lab peddles $3000 hobby laser cutter to wealthy DIY enthusiasts
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Bambu Lab peddles $3000 hobby laser cutter to wealthy DIY enthusiasts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Get ready to unleash your inner maker, because Bambu Lab has just announced the R1, a 55 W CO2 laser…

Microsoft Axes More Jobs In Latest Xbox Restructuring Bloodletting
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Microsoft Axes More Jobs In Latest Xbox Restructuring Bloodletting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that surprises absolutely no one, Xbox has announced that it will be laying off…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned
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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and shaking my head as I read about the tragic death of actress Hayden Panettiere.…

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
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Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…

TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
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TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…

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