Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious Fortnite drama? 🤯 The game that’s been around for what feels…
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Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids
The price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is dropping from $29.99 to $22.99 per month, because who needs that extra…
SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo
Get ready for the most epic tour announcement of the year, folks! 🤩 Rock legend Sammy Hagar is coming to…
OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great President Donald…
Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump and the…
Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them
Get ready for another exciting installment in the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, because CD Projekt Red is back with a brand…
Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of Donald Trump’s magnificent leadership, and I’m thrilled to…
Fake news blames America for Mexico’s cartel thugs again somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “fact-checkers” and “journalists” trying to spin the latest news about our great President…
Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…