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Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…

Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course
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Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS finds that Republicans are…

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…

Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…

Texas Now Searching For Clues In Totally Normal Summer Camp Flood
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Now Searching For Clues In Totally Normal Summer Camp Flood

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Camp Mystic tragedy, and I have to say,…

ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…

FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently
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FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyber breach, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
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Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…

University of Mississippi Becomes Unexpected Summer Vacation Destination
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

University of Mississippi Becomes Unexpected Summer Vacation Destination

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the University of Mississippi, where two students tragically…

Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has implemented a ban on CNN, MS NOW,…

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