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Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
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Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…

Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
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Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…

Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery
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Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Get ready to embark on a frustrating yet intriguing journey with 1666: Amsterdam, the latest Salem Witch Trials simulator that’s…

Brann Dailor wastes everyone’s time explaining Mastodon album title again
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Brann Dailor wastes everyone’s time explaining Mastodon album title again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 MASTODON’s Brann Dailor just opened up about the title of…

Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
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Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…

Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
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Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…

NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs
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NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Nightwish? 🤩 Because Tuomas Holopainen, the keyboardist and main songwriter, just…

Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium
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Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the tragic story of Nolan Wells, and I have to say, it’s…

Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
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Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…

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