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Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to the negotiating table! It seems even the ivory towers of Harvard can’t…

Air Dud: Golden Receiver? More Like Golden Retriever-ing This Tired Franchise From the Dog House
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Air Dud: Golden Receiver? More Like Golden Retriever-ing This Tired Franchise From the Dog House

FinnJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Oh, sweet suffering cinephiles, brace yourselves! 🏀🐕 The cinematic masterpiece that none of us asked for, *Air Bud Returns*, is…

Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute
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Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

California pop-punk has-beens THE OFFSPRING, desperate for attention as always, decided the best way to stay relevant was to butcher…

Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News
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Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Justice Kagan, one of the Supreme Court’s resident liberals, whining about government officials not obeying court orders.…

Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Failing CNN to make our Glorious President Trump look bad. They’re clutching at…

Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Folks, let’s cut the commie crap! CNN is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump look bad…

FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet
Elephant Reads CNN

FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, even in 2025! This time, they’re hyperventilating about the FDA daring to…

US Negotiating Team Throws in the Towel as Gaza Ceasefire Chances Plummet Faster Than Biden’s Approval Rating and Humanitarian Crisis Becomes a Hilarious Dumpster Fire | CNN Politics
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US Negotiating Team Throws in the Towel as Gaza Ceasefire Chances Plummet Faster Than Biden’s Approval Rating and Humanitarian Crisis Becomes a Hilarious Dumpster Fire | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like the swamp creatures in the State Department are packing their bags and heading home from…

Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him
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Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Barry Robinson of Classic Album Review (because, you know, we *really* needed his…

CNN’s July 24 Brain Dump: Signal’s Oopsie, Epstein’s Mess, Anchor Baby Mania, Thailand vs Cambodia, and Ohio’s Gotcha Moment
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s July 24 Brain Dump: Signal’s Oopsie, Epstein’s Mess, Anchor Baby Mania, Thailand vs Cambodia, and Ohio’s Gotcha Moment

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Folks, another day, another dose of leftist lunacy from CNN! It’s like watching a clown show where the clowns are…

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