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Oh great, another $100,000 H1-B fee? How will this affect *ME*, a humble billionaire? Asking for a friend | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, another $100,000 H1-B fee? How will this affect *ME*, a humble billionaire? Asking for a friend | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is draining the swamp,…

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
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OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
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Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…

FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)
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FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic bites the dust after attacking our brave ICE officers! The FBI, probably staffed with deep-state,…

Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked
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Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Wow, Borderlands 4, the game everyone totally asked for, had a “successful” launch on Xbox, PC, and PS5. But hold…

Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good
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Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Good Fortune, the cinematic masterpiece (or trainwreck, depending on your tolerance for questionable decisions), is…

RETURN TO SILENT HILL: New Poster Just Dropped – Prepare for Disappointment
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RETURN TO SILENT HILL: New Poster Just Dropped – Prepare for Disappointment

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, sweet Pyramid Head, bless your rusty, triangular soul. 😌 Apparently, some brave (or foolish) souls are RETURNING to the…

**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**
Elephant Reads CNN

**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Three injured in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas, supposedly…

Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years
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Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

ARCHITECTS, those oh-so-humble lads from across the pond, have finally stumbled their way to a U.S. Active Rock Radio No.…

NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)
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NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, great, another MMORPG 🙄clinging to life! Gameforge and Entwell are resurrecting ⚰️NosTale with the “NosVersary Server” – because who…

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