The average American supermarket is a labyrinth of over 30,000 products, but fear not—Marion Nestle is here to guide you through the chaos like a nutritional Indiana Jones. In *What to Eat Now*, she takes you aisle by aisle, exposing the corporate shenanigans and disinformation that make choosing kale over chips feel like solving a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded. Chef Jose Andres calls her “an inspiration,” while Nik Sharma insists it’s “required reading for anyone who eats.” So, if you’ve ever wondered why your cart looks like a crime scene, this book might just save your dinner—and your sanity. 🥦🛒
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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