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OPETH Frontman Gets a Fancy Guitar: Is This Prog or Just a Midlife Crisis
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OPETH Frontman Gets a Fancy Guitar: Is This Prog or Just a Midlife Crisis

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what happened at the Guitar Summit in Mannheim, Germany! C.F. Martin & Co., those guys…

Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)
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Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

MÖTLEY CRÜE, those geriatrics who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, 👴🏻👵🏻 announced today a “special” 40th-anniversary limited-edition deluxe box…

August’s Shop-Till-You-Drop Extravaganza: Inflation’s Still Throwing a Wild Party
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August’s Shop-Till-You-Drop Extravaganza: Inflation’s Still Throwing a Wild Party

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about rising…

US Gov Declares Cyber ‘Emergency’ After Hackers Do What Hackers Do, LOL
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US Gov Declares Cyber ‘Emergency’ After Hackers Do What Hackers Do, LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

The Communist Chinese are at it again, folks! They’re hacking our government agencies with their fancy “cyber espionage,” probably to…

Tom Keifer Reveals the Mind-Blowing Secret to Success: Simply Refuse to Quit
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Tom Keifer Reveals the Mind-Blowing Secret to Success: Simply Refuse to Quit

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Deanne Coffin (who???), CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, now rebranded as a solo act…

DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM
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DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what the liberal, globalist lapdogs at CNN are peddling now! “Drones over Danish airports” – sounds…

Amazon coughs up chump change after *accidentally* tricking grandma into Prime for life
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Amazon coughs up chump change after *accidentally* tricking grandma into Prime for life

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and his administration! The Trump-Vance FTC just smacked Amazon with a $2.5 billion…

Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)
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Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, the tangled web the liberal media weaves! Apparently, Vice President Vance is now under fire for daring to suggest…

LOL, Alan Greenspan and a Bunch of Other Old Fed Dudes Beg Supreme Court: Please Don’t Fire Lisa Cook
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LOL, Alan Greenspan and a Bunch of Other Old Fed Dudes Beg Supreme Court: Please Don’t Fire Lisa Cook

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! The liberal media (CNN, of course) is hyperventilating because President Trump tried to fire…

Starbucks Shuts Down and Fires Everyone (Probably Your Barista Too) | CNN Business
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Starbucks Shuts Down and Fires Everyone (Probably Your Barista Too) | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another woke company bites the dust! Starbucks, once a beacon of overpriced coffee and leftist virtue signaling, is closing hundreds…

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