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Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Converse, the sneaker company, has removed a social media ad that…

Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
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Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…

RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
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RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…

ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well
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ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Austin, Texas, where a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent…

Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same
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Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Get ready for another exciting spinoff, because the suits at Amazon have decided that the Reacher universe just isn’t big…

Trump Suddenly Cares About Hispanic Voters Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Suddenly Cares About Hispanic Voters Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is warning President Donald Trump…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
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Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…

Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst
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Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Happy 30th birthday to the Persona series, a franchise that has managed to captivate audiences with its unique blend of…

Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Lilly Dalton, a 23-year-old from California, is a…

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