Elizabeth Warren Tries to Adult Trump’s Crypto Playground
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump drama, and I have to say, this one’s a…
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Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt and I don’t even care because the news is…
Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…
Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…
Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…
Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
Oh boy, it’s official: Sid Wilson, aka #0, is out of Slipknot! 🚫 I mean, it’s not like we didn’t…
US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the US military’s strikes on alleged drug boats, and I have to…
FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…
Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe
Sharp-eyed viewers are accusing Stuart Fails to Save the Universe of using generative AI in its opening credits, because of…
Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…