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Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums
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Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Jewish heirs of Holocaust victims are filing…

Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery
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Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest proposal, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader
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Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

The Smithsonian Institution is on the hunt for a new leader, and let me tell you, it’s a wild time…

Trump’s Tariffs Get Huge Thumbs Down From Working Class Fans
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Trump’s Tariffs Get Huge Thumbs Down From Working Class Fans

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The idea that a protectionist agenda is a guaranteed pathway to…

Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
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Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s personal behavior has been, well, pretty remarkable over…

Tragedy Unfolds, Helicopters Swarm, Ratings Soar
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Tragedy Unfolds, Helicopters Swarm, Ratings Soar

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A helicopter just crashed in Los Angeles, and it’s a real…

Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand
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Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding the US military’s use of AI in targeting…

Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position
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Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump announced that he plans to create an “AI…

TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours
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TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

The most epic and dramatic tale of a fjord, because who doesn’t love a good story about a body of…

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