UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them
Oh great, another super cool and totally not annoying death metal band has signed with a record label 🤘🎸. I…
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CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger
The Ramones are still a thing, apparently, and people are still talking about them 50 years later 🎸🔥. Like, who…
Pokémon TCG Pocket Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxiously Overpowered With the Most Insane Strong Mega Evolutions That Will Totally Ruin the Game for Everyone Else
The Pokémon Company has finally decided to bless us with another expansion to the Pokémon TCG Pocket card database, because…
Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks! Our great nation is thriving under the magnificent leadership…
Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle Between He-Man and His Ego in the New Trailer!
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news has just been announced: a new Masters of the Universe movie is coming,…
DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough
In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…
HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway
San Francisco Bay Area thrash metal veterans HEATHEN have released another deep-dive cover of their members’ musical history to celebrate…
Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day
Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements! 🎉 Two Point Studios and SEGA are thrilled…