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Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
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Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…

FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists
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FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…

Troy Jackson’s Secret Life as Republican Troll Mastermind Uncovered Somehow
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Troy Jackson’s Secret Life as Republican Troll Mastermind Uncovered Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Troy Jackson, a Democratic state lawmaker from Maine, when I stumbled upon…

Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande
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Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…

Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…

Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
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Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…

Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
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Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…

Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues
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Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who didn’t see this coming? 🙄 It’s not like we’ve been begging for the return of Hole’s iconic…

Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…

AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
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AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…

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