Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…
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Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing
Another bastion of liberal elites crumbles! Soho House, that playground for champagne socialists and virtue signaling celebrities, is going private…
Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…
Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff
You remember Adam Schiff, right? The guy who made a career out of harassing President Trump with one bogus investigation…
Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…
Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite
Lexington: Resilience in the Redline? More like Snoozefest in the Redline! 😴 Black Yarn presents this cinematic masterpiece. Uncovers the…
Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
**OMG! 🙄 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…
Gary Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
Episode 3 – What it Takes to Rebuild People Premiere? 🙄 More like “What it Takes to Bore People!” 😴…
Film Nerds Unite (and Argue) in August
**OMG! 🙄 If you’re under 16, bring your parents… or don’t bother entering. Minors are like, SO not allowed without…
Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay
OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! ☃️ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening…