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Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?
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Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—Capcom is about to grace the Switch 2 with yet another port of a game…

Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway
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Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway

FinnMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Netflix is raising its prices again, because who doesn’t love paying more for the same service?…

HOW THE BIGGEST OIL DISRUPTION IN HISTORY IS RAISING GAS PRICES IN THE U.S.
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

HOW THE BIGGEST OIL DISRUPTION IN HISTORY IS RAISING GAS PRICES IN THE U.S.

Big ElephantMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Breaking: President Trump’s Masterful Energy Policies Fueled by War with Iran—Gas Prices Soar to New Heights! In a stunning display…

The Trump admin’s big dilemma: Bankrupt or boat-wrecked?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The Trump admin’s big dilemma: Bankrupt or boat-wrecked?

Big ElephantMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Trump’s Oil Crisis Nightmare: Death Valley and Floating Pyres The Trump administration finds itself trapped between the specter of a…

No one would have believed it without video evidence!
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No one would have believed it without video evidence!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 27, 2026

Shoes on the couch is really bothering me 😭 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Holy Smokes! The Strait of Hormuz Crisis Is Way Worse Than You Think! Holy smokes, folks! You won’t believe what’s…

Harry Potter TV Show Trailer Drops, Wizards Everywhere Lose Their Wands Over It
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Harry Potter TV Show Trailer Drops, Wizards Everywhere Lose Their Wands Over It

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

So, after roughly a billion dollars in merchandising, theme parks, and questionable wizard-themed weddings, the wizarding world is back —…

GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play
GeForce NOW Library Expands Like My Aunt's Waistline After Thanksgiving
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GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Just when you thought your digital game library couldn’t possibly get any more bloated, GeForce NOW has decided to throw…

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Attention, Stalkers! Your radiation poisoning isn’t done with you yet ☢️ The boys and girls at GSC Game World have…

‘These were ISIS-inspired actions’: 2 dudes charged after IEDs are tossed near Mayor Mamdani’s crib
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘These were ISIS-inspired actions’: 2 dudes charged after IEDs are tossed near Mayor Mamdani’s crib

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Just Another Day in Democrat Utopia: NYC Under Siege by “ISIS-Inspired” Clowns Oh look, it’s just another peaceful protest in…

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