Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…
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Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Michigan, where eight people, including six children, were found…
Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…
d4vd’s Preliminary Hearing Reveals Fresh Details
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A preliminary hearing has revealed some shocking details in the case…
Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…
Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…
Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…
Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…
Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…