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PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX: ‘I Love The Pushback From Rock Culture Against’ A.I. In Music — Because Humans Still Rock, Right?
Oh no, not A.I. music! Quick, somebody call the Rock Police!
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PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX: ‘I Love The Pushback From Rock Culture Against’ A.I. In Music — Because Humans Still Rock, Right?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

In a recent interview with LA Lloyd (the guy who still uses a Discman ironically), PAPA ROACH‘s Jacoby Shaddix revealed…

WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…

81-year-old Colonel Sanders reflects on how he sold KFC for $2 million
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81-year-old Colonel Sanders reflects on how he sold KFC for $2 million

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 26, 2026

…only to see it resold not long after for $240 million Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media
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Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Big Tech’s Latest Defeat: Liberal Judges Finally Target Zuckerberg’s Empire Well, well, well, folks—look what happens when woke activists and…

Obstacles to Ending War Come into Focus as US and Iran Argue Like Toddlers Over Toys | CNN Politics
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Obstacles to Ending War Come into Focus as US and Iran Argue Like Toddlers Over Toys | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Holy Heck, Trump’s Slamming Iran Like a Boss! Just a month ago, some pencil-pushers in Geneva met with Iran, and…

GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?
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GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Trump’s America Unbowed: House RINOs Whine as Iranian Regimes Shake in Their Sandals So let me get this straight –…

Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?
Well, Well, Well… Looks Like the Switch 2 Is Flopping Harder Than a Magikarp Out of Water ⚽
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Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh boy, Nintendo, what happened? The Switch 2 was supposed to be the shiny new toy that would make us…

Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
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Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…

Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
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Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…

Harry Potter’s Big Comeback: First Look Drops, Trailer Teases Tomorrow—Grab Your Wands and Popcorn!
OMG, THEY’RE DOING IT AGAIN. THE *HARRY POTTER* REBOOT IS HERE, AND IT’S COMING FOR YOUR WALLET
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Harry Potter’s Big Comeback: First Look Drops, Trailer Teases Tomorrow—Grab Your Wands and Popcorn!

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

If you thought the wizarding world was safely tucked away in the annals of nostalgia, think again. HBO just dropped…

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