Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised ð. I mean, who…
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Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently
Oh joy, another delay in the world of gaming, because what’s a few more months of waiting when you’re ready…
Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…
Marvel TÅkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…
Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…
US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…
Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: it seems the future of booze is getting smaller, and I’m…
Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…
Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon is in a bit of a pickle, and they’re…
KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows ð€¯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…