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Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…

Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die
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Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia?! 🙄 Anneke Van Giersbergen, the legendary vocalist of THE GATHERING, is…

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
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ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…

Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents
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Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is asking the states suing over the Warner…

Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently
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Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting interesting. The…

Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks
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Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Qantas Airways Airbus A380 flew from Sydney to Dallas and…

Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes
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Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Welcome back to Derry, because Hollywood can’t resist the allure of a good nostalgia harvest. HBO has renewed their Stephen…

Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With
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Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

This week in TV, because sometimes you just don’t want a 90-minute commitment. We get it. In a world where…

Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…

Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics
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Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT, the…

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