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Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar
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Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar

FinnJuly 21, 2026

If you ever needed proof that principles are negotiable until European festival promoters get involved, Ill Niño just delivered another…

WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)
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WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 18, 2026

WAILIN STORMS kicked off the touring cycle for their outstanding fifth album, The Arsonist, with a hometown show in Durham,…

JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana 🤘👜🔥
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JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana 🤘👜🔥

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

JINJER arrived at a sold-out Fillmore Charlotte as part of their North American Duél Tour 2026, but by the end…

🌿 Pond Cam for Metalheads | Nature Recovery Stream 24/7
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🌿 Pond Cam for Metalheads | Nature Recovery Stream 24/7

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Too much metal? Same. Welcome to the peaceful side of Jackal Today: 🌿 ducks 🌧 weather 🐸 questionable wildlife activity…

Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥
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Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

Death Angel rolled into The Underground on May 10th and delivered one of those shows that makes you wonder how…

Why Earn It When You Can Crowdfund It? The New Meta for Metal Festival Survival 💀
Death, Taxes, and Death Metal: Andrey Pershin is Crowdfunding Rent While He’s in the Mosh Pit 🤘
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Why Earn It When You Can Crowdfund It? The New Meta for Metal Festival Survival 💀

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

While you’re rotting away in your cubicle, dreaming of a cold beer and a single weekend without a Slack notification…

Bill Maher to receive Mark Twain Prize at Kennedy Center after White House denied reports
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Bill Maher to receive Mark Twain Prize at Kennedy Center after White House denied reports

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

TV host Bill Maher will receive the prestigious Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, the Kennedy Center announced on Thursday…

Jackal Today in 2025: 100 Gigs, 5 Fests, Dozens of Bands & Tons of Booze!
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Jackal Today in 2025: 100 Gigs, 5 Fests, Dozens of Bands & Tons of Booze!

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

What a year! We have been filming this shit for you all across the US and Europe, and it was…

🎤 HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement 🦴
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🎤 HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement 🦴

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

📅 July 14, Gastonia, North Carolina — once cult (in the “I think I heard of them” sense), Hed PE…

Carnifex Blew Up Charlotte 💀| w/ Suffocation, Devourment, Distant & Bodybox🔥
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Carnifex Blew Up Charlotte 💀| w/ Suffocation, Devourment, Distant & Bodybox🔥

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

On July 6, Carnifex brought hell to The Fillmore Charlotte on their Hell Chose Me 15-Year Anniversary Tour 🔥 Joined…

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