Diving Headfirst Into The Gold River Project—Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Chaos
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Another Survival Game Wants to Kill You (And It’s Probably Your Fault) 🚨 In a shocking turn…
Tag: James Bond
‘Victims Want Answers’ Because Even Clueless Detectives Can Spot a Blank Page
The Biden Administration Just Released More Epstein Files – And Of Course They’re Redacted, Because What Did You Expect From…
Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…
Sisu Unchained: An Intimate Chat With the Finnish Dream Team of Helander & Tommila About Their Quest for Sweet, Sweet Vengeance
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Sisu, that Finnish flick about an old dude who’s basically a one-man army against…
Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of
Oh, look, another “twisty thriller” 🙄. This one’s about a tennis coach, because apparently, being a tennis coach at a…
Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin
Breaking News: Some Absolute Mad Lad Robs Disney World Restaurant in Scuba Gear 🤿💰! We can’t even make this stuff…
IOI Was Totally Not Inspired By James Bond, You Guys
Okay, so IO Interactive (IOI), the studio that brought us the bald assassin we all pretend to like in Hitman,…
James Bond 007: First Light Finally Emerges From The Shadows (Gameplay Shown, Release Date…Maybe)
Oh, sweet merciful crap, I/O Interactive graced us with a “fresh look” 👀 at their upcoming 007 First Light game…
Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…
Shhh! Secret Spy Shenanigans This Sunday (If You Can Find It)
OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents Spy vs Spy Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, Aug 24th 2025, 8pm NYC time, at…