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Tag: Jurassic World

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

Why Hollywood Keeps Rebooting Everything
Why Hollywood Keeps Rebooting Everything (And Why We Keep Watching)
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Why Hollywood Keeps Rebooting Everything

Milton TruthwellJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Or: How an Industry With Infinite Creativity Decided to Bet the Farm on Stuff You Already Watched Twenty Years Ago…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
Breaking News: Aliens Are Coming (Apparently) and We're All Going to Die (Maybe) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฝ
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

If you found out we werenโ€™t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? ๐Ÿค”…

Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year
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The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

๐Ÿ›‘ BREAKING: The Oscars Gave Out Nominations Like Candy at a Diabetes Parade ๐Ÿฌ Ladies, gentlemen, and confused people trying…

Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Donโ€™t Care About Winning
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Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Donโ€™t Care About Winning

FinnJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Buckle up, cinephiles and professional award-watchers, because the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences just dropped its annual list…

The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025
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The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025

FinnDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

2025 was a cinematic dumpster fire wrapped in a CGI explosion and served with a side of โ€œbut the algorithm…

Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It
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Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens Existโ€”And Theyโ€™re *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿฟ So, you know…

Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson Are Returning to the Hunger Games Universe, Because Apparently, We All Forgot to Die in 2015 ๐Ÿšจ ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿฟ
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Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a shocking twist that NO ONE saw coming (except everyone with eyes, ears, and a passing familiarity with Hollywoodโ€™s…

Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint
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Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

๐ŸšจBREAKING๐Ÿšจ: Filming on what we can only HOPE is not a complete train wreck, Nintendoโ€™s The Legend of Zelda, is…

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