Why Hollywood Keeps Rebooting Everything
Or: How an Industry With Infinite Creativity Decided to Bet the Farm on Stuff You Already Watched Twenty Years Ago…
Tag: Jurassic World
Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…
Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…
The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year
🛑 BREAKING: The Oscars Gave Out Nominations Like Candy at a Diabetes Parade 🍬 Ladies, gentlemen, and confused people trying…
Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning
Buckle up, cinephiles and professional award-watchers, because the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences just dropped its annual list…
The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025
2025 was a cinematic dumpster fire wrapped in a CGI explosion and served with a side of “but the algorithm…
Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It
🚨 BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens Exist—And They’re *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It 🛸🍿 So, you know…
Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too
In a shocking twist that NO ONE saw coming (except everyone with eyes, ears, and a passing familiarity with Hollywood’s…
Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint
🚨BREAKING🚨: Filming on what we can only HOPE is not a complete train wreck, Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda, is…
‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…