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Tag: Jurassic World

Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too
🚨 BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson Are Returning to the Hunger Games Universe, Because Apparently, We All Forgot to Die in 2015 🚨 🎬🍿
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Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a shocking twist that NO ONE saw coming (except everyone with eyes, ears, and a passing familiarity with Hollywood’s…

Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint
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Behold! The Leaked First Glimpses of the Zelda Movie That Will Surely Not Disappoint

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

🚨BREAKING🚨: Filming on what we can only HOPE is not a complete train wreck, Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda, is…

‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
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‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…

AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?
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AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the poor, struggling movie theaters! Seems like even Hollywood is bowing down to the woke-a-holics, offering discounts just to…

‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Ate My Homework (and the Box Office)
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‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Ate My Homework (and the Box Office)

FinnJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

OMG! 🦖 ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Ate the Box Office (Like a Raptor Eating a Goat)! 🐐 Seriously, who knew people…

‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Somehow Clawed Its Way to Box Office Domination | CNN Business
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‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Somehow Clawed Its Way to Box Office Domination | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Another summer, another chance for Hollywood to brainwash our youth! “Jurassic World Rebirth” stomped the box office, raking in $147…

‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!
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‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!

FinnJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Opening in theaters on July 2nd is 🦖‘Jurassic World Rebirth’, the latest in the long-running dinosaur franchise that originated with…

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time
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Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite procrastination), has decided that the upcoming live-action The…

Jurassic World Evolution 3: Because Chaos Theory Clearly Wasn’t Chaotic Enough
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Jurassic World Evolution 3: Because Chaos Theory Clearly Wasn’t Chaotic Enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Oh, great, another Jurassic Park game. 🙄 As if we haven’t had enough of these “build-your-own-dino-disaster” simulators. Jurassic World Evolution…

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