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Tag: Katy Perry

Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music
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Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 Amazon Music just announced that they’ll be exclusively livestreaming the…

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
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CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…

The Sims 4 Uses FKA twigs’ Music Video to Trick You Into Buying More Stuff
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The Sims 4 Uses FKA twigs’ Music Video to Trick You Into Buying More Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Ah, yes, The Sims 4: Enchanted by Nature, the expansion pack so “enchanting” it had to bribe FKA twigs to…

5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something
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5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another deluge of drivel from the Fake News Network! They’re still pushing their global warming hoax,…

‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean
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‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

**Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought the ocean was your personal bathtub before 1975. 🙄 Turns out, there…

Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! 😱 Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! 💅😂
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Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! 😱 Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! 💅😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 25, 2025May 25, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn! 🍿 It seems the only thing higher than Katy Perry’s space flight was Trace Cyrus’s…

Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?
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Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Katy Perry, bless her heart (and her ticket sales), has apparently forgotten what a microphone is for and…

Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups 🌼, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA 🎭 that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. 💖 It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

🎵 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? 🤖
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🎵 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? 🤖

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2025April 17, 2025

In a world where artificial intelligence has already learned to write poetry, paint pictures, and even cook borscht, the time…

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