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Tag: Keanu Reeves

Keanu by the Gram: 15 Minutes of John Wick in Ballerina Gets Its Own Movie
Keanu Ripped and Resold: Summit Turns Wick Cameo Into Feature Film
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Keanu by the Gram: 15 Minutes of John Wick in Ballerina Gets Its Own Movie

Finn McFrameJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

In a move that screams both desperation and capitalist brilliance, Summit Entertainment is releasing a standalone film made entirely out…

Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess
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Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because the trailer for Good Fortune just dropped, and it’s about as original as a…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

Finn McFrameMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…

Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬
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Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬

Finn McFrameMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! Michael B. Jordan, or as I like to call him, “MBJ,” is gracing us with his presence in a…

Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
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Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…

Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas 🙄
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Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas 🙄

Finn McFrameMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…

Matrix 5 Chaos: Will Smith Turns Set Into Slap Fest! 🤯🎥
Will Smith Fired from Matrix 5 After Epic Meltdown! 🚨👋
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Matrix 5 Chaos: Will Smith Turns Set Into Slap Fest! 🤯🎥

Finn McFrameJanuary 7, 2025January 7, 2025

The highly anticipated fifth installment of the iconic sci-fi series «Matrix» has already descended into chaos — and filming has…

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