Trump’s Pixelated Madness: The White House Wants Control Over Minecraft’s Rare Earth Metals
The legendary game Minecraft, developed by Mojang, is at the center of a new international scandal. Recently, a teaser for…
Day: July 1, 2025
Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell
Ah yes, WARKINGS. Those titans of… uh… Western European metal?🤔 I guess that’s a thing now. Anyway, they’ve apparently put…
Another Abuela Bites the Dust, Courtesy of ICE
Another day, another sob story from CNN about a poor, defenseless immigrant! This 75-year-old Cuban “immigrant” (read: probably a spy…
UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You’re Allowed To Be Racist Against
LONDON — In a move intended to help citizens direct their hatred toward the appropriate parties, UK police released an…
Naples Princess: Freedom Fries & Seasickness
Ahoy, mateys! ⚓ Join the Naples Princess Ship for a sunset cruise on July 4th. Fireworks, VIP open bar (3…
Sparkle City’s Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky
OMG! 3rd Annual Adult Prom “Derby Day”🐎, July 5 2025, 6 PM, Spartanburg Marriott Hotel, 299 N Church St! 🤪…
UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)
Finally, some sanity prevails, thanks to President Trump’s unwavering commitment to REAL women’s sports! The radical leftist agenda of allowing…
Alaskan Pork and Whale Bribes: Murkowski Sells Her Soul to Trump (Again) | CNN Politics
Oh, the drama in D.C. never ends! Looks like Senator Murkowski, bless her heart, held up President Trump’s “big, beautiful…
Waffle House Finally Realizes Eggs Aren’t Made of Gold
Waffle House, that bastion of American values and greasy goodness, has removed its egg surcharge! Is this because of Trump’s…
Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business
Another day, another illegal alien “journalist” trying to undermine our great nation! This “Mario Guevara,” fresh from El Salvador, waltzes…