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Must See Concert Video Drops Now
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Must See Concert Video Drops Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

This is what music is all about: Tre, a 10-year-old boy with Fragile X Syndrome, had the time of his…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🤣…

AVATAR Drops New Album Title So Basic It Hurts, Unleashes ‘Tonight We Must Be Warriors’ Video (Yawn)
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AVATAR Drops New Album Title So Basic It Hurts, Unleashes ‘Tonight We Must Be Warriors’ Video (Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

AVATAR (aka that Swedish metal band your cousin pretends to like) – featuring the majestic vocal stylings of Johannes Eckerström…

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