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Sen. Murphy throws a fit: “Unforgivable under any circumstances” because apparently, the US is always the bad guy
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Sen. Murphy throws a fit: “Unforgivable under any circumstances” because apparently, the US is always the bad guy

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Democrats Demand Answers as Iran School Attack Mystery Deepens When a school in Iran gets hit and hundreds of kids…

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
🎩 Attention, Mushroom Kingdom Fans: Nintendo Is Pulling Out All The Stops For Mario Day Festivities 🎩
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Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…

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HOLI MIAMI FESTIVAL 2026: 5 Years of Glorious Color Chaos and Mild Existential Dread 🎉🎨✨

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 5, 2026

Miami’s MOST Vibrant Day RETURNS! Bright Colors, BIG Beats, BIGGER Smiles. Celebrate Our 5 Year Anniversary! Saturday March 7th 2026…

Live

Holi at The Seaport: Because Nothing Says ‘Colorful’ Like Turning the Harbor into a Rainbow Slip ‘N Slide

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 4, 2026

Get ready to be the most colorful mess in town at the Seaport’s Holi bash! Hosted by The Culture Tree…

We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It
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We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh great, another liberal soccer love letter while America burns! Roger Bennett’s new book, “We are the World (Cup),” is…

Live

“National Child Safety Reform and NQF Legislative Changes: Because Kids Deserve Better Than a Bunch of Bureaucratic Nonsense”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

🚨 Important News for Childcare Workers! 🚨 VECRA is hosting a FREE info session on National Child Safety Reform and…

Live

“Social Media Content Without the Cringe: How to Not Suck at Arts & Culture Storytelling”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Social media content without the cringe: Storytelling for Arts & Culture 🎭✨ Tired of awkward dances and forced trends? This…

JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours
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JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Alright, hold onto your leather pants, because John 5 is here to school us on the sacred art of NOT…

Live

“Michael Rosen and Pals: Unearthing the World’s Most Bizarre Food Tales”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

**Warning: Food-Themed Tales May Cause Severe Hunger** Get ready to drool, kids! On World Book Day®, Michael Rosen and friends…

FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’
FEAR FACTORY's Dino Cazares is done with his ex-bandmates, and he wants everyone to know it—preferably without getting angry emails about it
Breaking, Music News

FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…

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