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Tag: Kids

Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
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Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…

Howard University Kicks Out 502 Students For Not Paying Up
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Howard University Kicks Out 502 Students For Not Paying Up

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Howard University, a prestigious historically Black university in…

A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
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A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? πŸŽ‰ Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…

Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
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Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…

More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…

Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist
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Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this tragic story from Florida, where a Mexican man, Juan Jairo Coronilla…

Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
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Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…

Mom Of The Year Candidate Claims Innocence Due To Insanity
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Mom Of The Year Candidate Claims Innocence Due To Insanity

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Lindsay Clancy, is on trial for murdering her…

Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity
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Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Vice President JD Vance just announced that his wife, Usha…

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