Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…
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US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The State Department is getting ready for a long haul in…
Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. They’ve…
Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon
In a shocking turn of events, Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind FILTER, and Jim Louvau, vocalist of THERE IS NO…
Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, it’s a doozy. According to a…
Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…
Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…
Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mysterious death in Mississippi has the whole country talking, and…
Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…
Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…