Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has allowed Texas to enforce a law that…
Tag: Kids
Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new savings and investment vehicle for kids,…
DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…
Tiny plane takes unplanned swim in East River
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made a hard landing in the East River between…
Florida Teens Successfully Take Over Nothing But Emergency Rooms
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Pensacola, Florida, where a 19-year-old man was killed…
Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…
Trump’s Back Online Because You Demanded It Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new federal savings and investment vehicle for…
Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…
Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…