Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…
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Oh Great Another Movie About Your Mother Because Clearly The World Was Missing That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and spiritually uplifting movie of the year? 🎥👊 I…
TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades
TCL is at it again, folks, pushing the boundaries of what we can expect from a budget-friendly TV. Their 2026…
Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) just had their big summit…
Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…
Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…
Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…
Lindsay Clancy’s Ex-Husband Testifies In Trial Over Kids’ Deaths
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a…