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Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
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Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…

Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something
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Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two kids, decades ago, fleeing communist countries, and now they’re representing…

You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now
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You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Stephen A. Smith’s latest take on socialism, and I’ve got to say,…

16 Kids Found Living in Total Chaos in Ohio What Is Wrong
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16 Kids Found Living in Total Chaos in Ohio What Is Wrong

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Authorities in southern Ohio arrested four adults on felony child endangerment…

Big Gov’s student loan overhaul is finally here folks
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Big Gov’s student loan overhaul is finally here folks

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the world of federal student loans is about to get a whole lot more complicated.…

You Won’t Believe What Killed This 255 Pound 7 Year Old Kid
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You Won’t Believe What Killed This 255 Pound 7 Year Old Kid

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just heartbreaking. A 7-year-old boy, Casper O’Brien, from Flint…

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
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Oh great another shooting happens in Germany

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now
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Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This World Vision Adviser
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You Won’t Believe What Happened to This World Vision Adviser

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A World Vision Humanitarian & Emergency Affairs Adviser, Jankiel Rosenwald, was…

You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now
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You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s latest remarks, and let me tell you, it’s…

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