Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…
Tag: Kids
Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just performed with the Marine Band Of…
because you clearly needed more edgy metal bands in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Rising Insane just dropped their new album “DEATHRACE” and it’s a…
KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
Roblox under scrutiny for allegedly prioritizing profits over kid safety again
It looks like Roblox Corporation is in hot water, and for once, it’s not because of a poorly timed microtransaction…
The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…
Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…
Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…
Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…