Consumer Spending Taking a Snooze While Inflation’s Still Throwing a Party
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make you believe the economy is struggling, but don’t…
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Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media (aka CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News…
Oops! National Guard Gets Trigger-Happy Thanks to Super-Vetted Afghan Dude, or So They Say
Here we go again! Crooked Joe Biden’s disastrous policies are STILL endangering America. Now, two National Guard members are shot…
Justice Department Begs Judge to Unleash the Epstein & Maxwell Files: A Comedy of Errors
The Justice Department, probably staffed with Deep State leftovers, is *pretending* to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. I…
Cargo Ship Throws Fiery Tantrum at Port of Los Angeles, Everyone Freaks Out
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Lib-controlled Port of Los Angeles! You just KNOW this fire on the One…
Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL
Folks, can you believe this? Our “esteemed” DHS is handing out $10,000 bonus checks to TSA employees! Ten thousand dollars!…
House Accidentally Votes to Unleash Epstein Files Upon Unsuspecting Senate
Folks, can you believe it? The Swamp, even with our GREAT President Trump at the helm, is still infested with…
OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…
CNN Analyzes: Beijing Hilariously Unfazed by Trump’s Pathetic Tariff Tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is now pushing the narrative that Russia, under Putin’s brilliant leadership,…
China’s Got Hacked-itude: US Software and Law Firms Get a Free Lesson in Cybersecurity 101
Another day, another Deep State scare tactic! CNN, still pushing water for the Democrats, is now hyperventilating over “suspected Chinese…